# Witless

> AI-powered social media reply generator. Drop a screenshot, get 50 perfect comebacks.

Witless is a mobile app (iOS and Android) that analyses social media screenshots using AI and generates 50 witty, targeted replies across 10 personality modes.

## How It Works

1. Take or pick a screenshot of any social media post, message, or conversation
2. AI extracts context — who posted, what they said, the subtext, contradictions, and visual details
3. AI generates 50 replies (5 per mode), each tailored to the specific screenshot
4. Browse by mode, copy your favourite, paste it anywhere

The entire process takes about 10 seconds. Screenshots are processed in real-time and never stored on servers.

## 10 Personality Modes

Replies are grouped into 10 modes across 4 categories:

### DESTROY
- **Nuke** — Total destruction. Finds the one thing they're trying to hide and states it plainly.
- **Dry** — One-liner kill. Maximum damage, minimum words. Hits 3 seconds later.
- **Petty** — Passive-aggressive. Uses their own words, history, and contradictions against them.

### BE FUNNY
- **Absurd** — Wrong universe. Responds from a completely impossible perspective with bizarre seriousness.
- **Unhinged** — Full chaos. Treats their post as personally, physically affecting you right now.
- **Dark** — Gallows humour. Pulls the camera back to reveal the depressing bigger picture nobody asked about.

### CHARM
- **Flirt** — Bold and confident. Recontextualises what they posted as a dating signal.
- **Hype** — Ride or die energy. Makes their achievement bigger than they realise.

### HANDLE IT
- **Work** — HR-safe destruction. So aggressively professional it's threatening.
- **Chill** — Devastatingly unbothered. Makes their entire post feel irrelevant.

## Platform Support

Works with screenshots from any platform: Twitter/X, Instagram, LinkedIn, TikTok, Reddit, Facebook, Threads, WhatsApp, iMessage, Slack, email, SMS, and more. Replies are adapted to each platform's voice and culture.

## Pricing

- 3-day free trial (full access, no credit card required)
- Monthly: $4.99/month
- Yearly: $39.99/year (save 44%)

Subscriptions are managed through Apple App Store or Google Play Store.

## Privacy

- No accounts or signup required
- No personal data collected
- No usage tracking or analytics
- Screenshots processed in real-time, never stored on servers
- Generated replies saved locally on device only
- Anonymous device identifier for subscription management only

## Technical Details

- Two-agent AI pipeline: extraction (context analysis) then generation (reply crafting)
- Extraction uses vision AI to read text, analyse images, detect contradictions, and identify cultural context
- Generation produces replies constrained to 280 characters, referencing specific details from the screenshot
- Regeneration reuses cached extraction for instant fresh replies at half the cost

## Links

- Website: https://witless.app
- App Store (iOS): https://apps.apple.com/app/witless/id6758914525
- Google Play (Android): https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.witless.app
- Privacy Policy: https://witless.app/privacy
- Terms of Service: https://witless.app/terms
- Support: https://witless.app/support
- Contact: hello@witless.app

## Creator

Built by Hasan Akyol.